Marlon Brando: "A Very Large Turd on a Very Thin Stick"

Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:26 Written by  Jordan DeSaulnier
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Marlon Brando: "A Very Large Turd on a Very Thin Stick"

The oh-so awesome website Letters of Note, where you can while away hours just perusing, has posted an amusing apology letter from legendary actor Marlon Brando to legendary partier Charlie Sheen back in 1991. 

Apparently, Brando was feeling ill at the time of Sheen’s 26th birthday bash, so Brando sent the apology note, explaining,

“I'm feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I'm holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powderde East Indian vulva — maybe won't work tomorrow if I feel the same.”

I love Brando’s particular form of nuttiness, and hope you find it giggle-worthy as well.  Head over to Letters of Note for the rest of the letter, as well as images; there’s something about seeing it in Brando’s own handwriting, with a letter head that says simply “MARLON BRANDO”.

Do you think Brando was really sickly, or was he just faking it to avoid hanging out with the future star of Two and a Half Men?

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