Of all the questions this raises, perhaps the most important is why exactly it needs to be in 3D. According to the director, "this movie is all about the 3D special effects. You’re going to be blown away at what at what a proton pack can do in 3D." Yes, people definitely watch pornographic movies for the special effects. This is like saying that people go on vacation just because they love to fly.

The poster image started out at Sidesplitter, where it was picked up by the Vulture blog at NY Mag.
