But anyways, check out all eight posters below.
The first, showing Dwayne Johnson as Roadblock, debuted today at Yahoo! Movies.
The poster for the lovely Adrianne Palicki's Lady Jaye is courtesy of JoBlo.
Duke, the character once again played by Channing Tatum, is here thanks to Collider.
The villainous Cobra Commander made his poster debut at SlashFilm.
Mr. Storm Shadow, again played by Byung Hun-lee, showed up at Coming Soon.
Hey U Guys hosted the poster of his nemesis, Ray Park's good guy Snake Eyes.
Bruce Willis and the grimacing original Joe General Joseph Colton premiered today at IGN.
Finally, Jinx, the sword-wielding femme fatale played by Elodie Yung, is here thanks to Cloneweb.
Not accounted for by posters in this group but definitely showing up in the film are Walton Goggins, RZA, Joseph Mazzello, D.J. Cotrona, Ray Stevenson, Jonathan Pryce, Arnold Vosloo, and Eddie Hargitay.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation arrives in theaters on June 29th.